A Slippery Slope

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Your hole is dry.  No worries: mine is too.  In addition to being among the final stops on food's journey through the body, the rectum and colon are responsible for absorbing water from waste so you pass solid stool. Unlike other pleasure-seeking holes in our anatomy, our butt needs some help in the lubrication department. Today's blog is all about lube as it pertains to wrecking your bum. Stick around a bit for my recommendation below. I started out remarkably unprepared in this department. The first time I took a fist (my own), it was with the help of Crisco shortening. It's a classic in the fisting world and I'm certainly not above using it from time to time, even today. For unknown reasons, when I began to put glass dildos and larger Doc Johnson toys in my butt, I grabbed the closest bedroom product that wouldn't break the bank: shea butter with Vaseline. Sure, it worked and certainly helped me take these toys, plus the baseball bat I kept in my closet. Yet even...
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Toy Review: Trotter from All Night Toys

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I finally got my hands (and boy pussy) on the Legendary Trotter from All Night Toys. I'd been looking at this one for awhile and the Black Friday sale sealed the deal.

The Legendary Trotter provides more than 13 inches of usable insertion and a medial ring topping out at 16 inches in circumference. At this size, it offers something for both a depth diva and a girth queen. Thankfully, I'm both of those things.

My biggest toys are 15-16 inches in circumference, and so the head of Trotter (13 inches) should have been easy to take. However, the 00-30 Soft Firmness created its own challenge. Though still quite thick, Trotter instantly collapsed under my weight, leading to several hours of frustration and nearly giving up.

To get around this issue, I wrapped a towel around Trotter's shaft. Not only did this create an exoskeleton, the fabric created friction that gave me something to hold onto. Between the needed stability and ability to pull myself onto something, I was finally able to take this beast of a toy. I need to keep working depth if I'm to have any hope of getting over the 16-inch ring in the middle, but this ride feels good and the journey will be worth it.

If anyone else has this toy or is considering it, I would not underestimate the importance of warming up prior to tackling him. Finally, my recommendation is paying the extra $10 for the Medium Firmness. I would love to see the company update their recommended firmness to reflect the construction and physics of toys this size.

If you're still not convinced, maybe watching me ride it will change your mind.

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