A Slippery Slope

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Your hole is dry.  No worries: mine is too.  In addition to being among the final stops on food's journey through the body, the rectum and colon are responsible for absorbing water from waste so you pass solid stool. Unlike other pleasure-seeking holes in our anatomy, our butt needs some help in the lubrication department. Today's blog is all about lube as it pertains to wrecking your bum. Stick around a bit for my recommendation below. I started out remarkably unprepared in this department. The first time I took a fist (my own), it was with the help of Crisco shortening. It's a classic in the fisting world and I'm certainly not above using it from time to time, even today. For unknown reasons, when I began to put glass dildos and larger Doc Johnson toys in my butt, I grabbed the closest bedroom product that wouldn't break the bank: shea butter with Vaseline. Sure, it worked and certainly helped me take these toys, plus the baseball bat I kept in my closet. Yet even...

F.A.Q.s, part I


A lot of curious or impressed onlookers slide into my DMs with questions about how exactly I came to possess my gaping hole. The short answer I give is that it comes with patience, poppers, and prayer. If you'd like to know more about the top three questions I get, keep reading.

How long did it take to get to this point?
While I've been interested in gaping for several years, the first time I took a fist (my own) was 10 years ago. I bought progressively larger plugs and toys, had my first fisting session with a friend, and decided this was the hobby for me. From the purchase of my first "specialty" toy (a Goliath 2XL) to my current hole, it took about five years.

Do you have any problems because of big toys?
No. We're talking about muscles that I've spent years strengthening, always listening and heeding my limits. With apologies to those who fetishize my busted pussy, it returns to normal within an hour. The only difference is how quickly I can now go from resting to taking a giant toy.

What's the best toy for [...]?
The best toy is the one that appropriately challenges you in the direction you want to move. When I bought Goliath, I was in the market for a toy that would stretch me to 2.25 inches in diameter. Goliath was just under that at the head, and then progressively gets thicker. I knew I could take the toy and have room to grow. Once depth was impeding my progress, I began shopping for my first depth toy.

Any questions for F.A.Q.s, part II? 

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